ASK MY DOG: Even she is disgusted by the Houston Texans. #askmydog #football #houstontexans #boxer #boxersofinstagram

LET ME GET SOME CHANGE: I said, “well let me get your Jordans.” #begging #nike #jordan #breds #xi

PROOF: I have proof that @djeddiedeville is not a true Houston Texans fan but deep down a Cowboys bandwagoner. #Dallas #dallascowboys #houstontexas #nfl

ASK MY DOG: Today we handle EBOLA. #askymydog #ebola #dallas #cdc #boxer

MULLET MONDAY: Sometimes mullets are mystical like Bigfoot or Loch Ness, and that is why sometimes a perfect mullet comes out blurry. #mullet #mulletmonday #hair #bigfoot #lochness

ASK MY DOG: The opinions expressed by my dog are the opinions of my dog and hers only. In no way do they reflect how I feel about things. #thegodfather #askymydog #boxer

POCKET POOL: He playing with it #nasty #cochino #pocketpool #herekitty

ON MY GREASER SHIT: This is what happens when I go to a gun show #brassknuckles #switchblade #mexican #greaser #vscocam

SONAR: been a few days #benched #vscocam #sonar #train #freight #graffiti

WHO IS THE ASSHOLE: Rocking a Marlins shirt? #MLB #postseason #wrongteams